one wild and crazy guy

King Tut, King Tut
Now when he was a young man,
He never thought he'd see
People stand in line to see the boy king.

King Tut
How'd you get so funky?
Funky Tut
Did you do the monkey?
Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia, King Tut.

King Tut
Now, if I'd known
They'd line up just to see him,
I'd trade in all my money
And bought me a museum
King Tut

Buried with a donkey
Funky Tut
He's my favorite honkey!
Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia
King Tut

Dancin' by the Nile
Disco Tut
The ladies love his style
Boss Tut
Rockin' for a mile
Rockin' Tut
He ate a crocodile.

He gave his life for tourism.
Golden idol!
He's an Egyptian
They're sellin' you.

Now, when I die,
Now don't think I'm a nut,
Don't want no fancy funeral,
Just one like ole King Tut
King Tut

He coulda won a Grammy,
Buried in his Jammies,
Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia,
He was born in Arizona
Got a condo made of stone-a!
King Tut!

king tut steve martin
Got a condo made a stone-a!

Just a little ancient humor to break up the day.


Dei said...

Can i just thank you here? Such a welcome sight... that social nut in an Egyptian costume. I did a search for Wild and Crazy which brought me here and was pleasantly surprized by the lyrics to a song i think i have only heard once, but still remmber with clarity. I am now having a fantastic day.... Thank you!

laura k said...

Thank you! I'm so glad. :)