8.26.2015

in which i help a skunk and it kind of says thank you

My apologies to wmtc readers who saw this on Facebook, but this story must be recorded on this blog!

Yesterday morning the dogs were barking at the back door, really going nuts, and not settling down. Checking to see what was going on, I got quite a surprise. A skunk with a container stuck on its head was running in circles, frantically trying to get the thing off. What to do?? I wanted to help it, but I'm not keen on getting skunked! Our dogs have been sprayed many times over the years; our suburban landscape is full of skunks.

Watching this poor creature run wildly around the lawn was so horrible. I called Allan to lure the dogs away from the door, then ran outside with a broom. I thought I could knock the container off the skunk's face from a distance, then get inside before he could hurt me. I hit the container with the broom several times, but it wouldn't come off. The whole time I was muttering, please don't spray me please don't spray me please don't spray me...

Finally I trapped the little guy in a corner with the broom, grabbed the container and pulled - but it was tightly wedged around the skunk's neck and would not budge. I realized the poor thing might have been stuck in the container all night, or even for days.

There was only one thing to do. I took a deep breath, held onto the container, and lifted the skunk in the air. We use an ex-pen to keep the dogs away from one part of the yard, and I held the container on the other side of it, shaking the container over and over, with the skunk dangling from it!

After maybe 10 shakes, the skunk finally fell out. I ran in the other direction... and promptly tripped over the garden hose, falling on my hands and knees on the patio. Ouch! But I got in the house unsprayed. I'm guessing the poor creature was weak and disoriented, dehydrated and hungry, so it had no defense left.

Some people found this story comical, even hilarious. Believe me, it didn't feel funny at the time.

9 comments:

johngoldfine said...

Whew, Laura, I knew you were brave, held your ground, stuck to your figurative guns, took no shit--but I never suspected you were this brave!

laura k said...

John, your comment brings a huge smile to my face. I'm re-reading it and still smiling and laughing. Thank you.

Stephanie said...

Poor thing. Thank you for helping. :)

Eleanor Gregory said...

I think you are in for some good karma.

laura k said...

Thank you Eleanor. I wish I believed in such things. Nice blog, btw! Thanks for stopping by.

impudent strumpet said...

Aww, poor little skunk! I'm glad you were able to rescue him. They'd be absolutely adorable if they weren't so dangerously stinky.

The story reminds me of this Youtube video that was circulating a while back.

Amy said...

Loved this story on FB, love it a second time. You go, girl!

M Weldon said...

I have the same issue last night with a skunk that visits nightly.must have got stuck the night b4. Tried to pull it off with a hook while it pulled but too tight. Gonna try again tonight if he comes around. I just got to get past the fear of being sprayed, even tho I can get close enough to touch. I guess I'll have to try your method. I just hope I diddidn't scare it away for good.

allan said...

Maybe wear goggles of some type to protect your eyes.