5.25.2012

we movie to canada: annual wmtc movie awards, 2011-12 edition

Our 2011-12 Movie Season was a strange one, as we're gravitating towards watching more series and fewer films. I also didn't have a good source for quality movies on DVD for a while.

But we did see several good movies and even better series. A special shout-out to our friends M@ and S, who turned us onto the two best shows of the season, and two of the best things we've seen in ages: Justified and Sherlock.

I was completely stumped for this year's rating system. I've done Canadian musicians and comedians, my beverage of choice, famous people who died during the past year, and where I'd like to be. Now I am officially Out Of Ideas!

This year's awards are brought to you by... vegetables! A ranking of vegetables according to my preference. Hey, I said I was out of ideas.



Potatoes are the greatest. I've never met a potato I didn't like: baked, mashed, shoestring fries, chunky fries from a chip truck. The kugel and latkes of my youth! Sadly, potatoes are not something I can eat on a regular basis. They are a special treat. Like the movies on this list.

Cave of Forgotten Dreams
-- Werner Herzog takes you on a journey into prehistory. This film will be the closest most of us will ever get to the cave paintings in Chauvet, France - the planet's oldest art. Absolutely magical.

Justified, Seasons 1 & 2
-- I often think of this series as the rural version of "The Wire". Based on the writing of Elmore Leonard, it sports superb acting, brilliant writing, compelling characters, crazy suspense - and laughs. Season 3 is slated for the All Star Break.

Sherlock, Seasons 1 & 2
-- A smarter, more suspenseful, more complex mystery/detective series can scarcely be imagined. Episodes are movie-length and there are only three per season. Fans are holding our breath for Season 3.

Planet Earth: The Complete BBC Series
-- It's our world, it's awesome, and it's rapidly disappearing. Riveting, astounding, heartbreaking. I blogged about it here, and especially here, which appears to be a popular post.




Ah, asparagus. Fresh, young, thin asparagus, pictured here in my favourite form, grilling with olive oil and a pinch of salt and pepper. Asparagus are great, very special. They're just not potatoes.

Grizzly Man
-- As Werner Herzog peels back the layers, a seemingly simple story grows deeper and more enigmatic. An empathetic view of a troubled soul and his demise.

Meek's Cutoff
-- A western period piece about the punishing world of the pioneers. This is about survival, faith (in other people as well as in a higher power), racism, trust - and thirst. This excellent movie would be a potato, but I had one problem with it, which I cannot reveal without spoiling.

Manhattan
-- This 1979 Woody Allen film has aged beautifully.

The Illusionist
-- A beautiful little film by Sylvain Chomet, who made the incomparable The Triplets of Belleville, using Jacques Tati's never-produced screenplay. Sad, sweet, gentle, and so visually beautiful.




Red, ripe tomatoes are a delicious everyday standard. These are all very solid films that won't change your life but are well worth tossing in your salad.

St. Ralph
-- Director Michael McGowan's film "One Week" was my top movie of 2009. This earlier film is a teenage underdog drama. It's heavy on cliche and I could live without the all-Canadian soundtrack, but I found myself perfectly willing to suspend disbelief and lose myself in hope. Absolutely lovely (and thanks to M@ again!).

The Next Three Days
-- An excellent paranoid thriller from Canadian director Paul Haggis. It's a remake of Pour Elle, which I plan to see next year.

Made in Dagenham
-- Sisters doing it for themselves in 1968 England. A labour story, a feminist story, a story of solidarity and radicalization. Inspiring.

A Fond Kiss (Ae Fond Kiss)
-- Romance across a cultural divide, from Ken Loach and Paul Laverty. Not their best work by a longshot, but a decent movie.

It's Kind of a Funny Story
-- Friendship and romance in a psychiatric ward. Good young actors, funny, sweet. If only real mental illness was this easy and fun.

The King's Speech
-- Pity the royals, those isolated victims of circumstance who cannot enjoy life for the burdens they must bear. Despite my general disdain for the entire concept of royalty, and the hype surrounding this movie, it was very well done, especially the fine acting.

50/50
-- Friendship and cancer. Funny, sad, solid movie. Borderline tomato/asparagus.

Night at the Museum
-- I thought it was time to finally see this movie. A very nice, gentle, funny fantasy, plus New York City. I'm glad I saw it, and I will not be seeing any sequels.

TiMER
-- This movie is in the tradition of "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," "Cold Souls," or "Shallow Hall" - a sci-fi premise grafted onto a romance/comedy/drama. How can we find certainty and control in a world that gives us neither? Is there only one path to happiness? Do we each have only One True Love? An interesting movie.

Barney's Version
-- I haven't read the Mordechai Richler novel this movie was based on, but the movie did make me curious about it. Paul Giamatti turns in a typically brilliant performance. It sometimes dragged for me, but in general, a good movie.

Moneyball
-- When we heard Michael Lewis' book was being made into a movie with Brad Pitt, we couldn't imagine how it was going to work, even though baseball fans loved it. Now that I've seen it, I'm still not sure how they did it. But it's really good!

The Wire: Season 2
-- We only saw the first episode of this! After blazing through and loving Season 1, we started Season 2. Same great writing, same great acting... but same everything. Perhaps we'll watch one season a year. NCF says Season 4 is the best thing ever to have been on television. That will be... 2015?

Midnight in Paris
-- A typically quirky magic-realism Woody Allen romance. Fun, lovely. Plus Woody shows you Paris the way he's shown you New York and Barcelona.




I can eat a little broccoli, stir fried in garlic or lightly steamed. It's edible, but I really don't enjoy it. These films won't kill you, but you won't miss anything if you don't see them. Just like broccoli.

Fair Game
-- If there's a protagonist I sympathize with less than royalty, this must be it: the CIA. Portraying CIA operatives as underdogs is a bit much for me. But the inside view of two lives being ruined by the government and the media is still watchable. Not bad.

Jack Goes Boating
-- PSH's directorial debut. Maybe this worked when it was a play. Most of it was painful and boring, but a hint of "hmm, this is interesting" saved this movie from the bottom rung.

Pirate Radio
-- Another PSH movie in the also-rans? I wanted to love this movie about the subversive power of rock and roll, and there were som really nice moments, but in the end... borderline broccoli/tomato.

Gunless
-- A comedy-western starring the appealing Canadian actor Paul Gross. I think we laughed once or twice, and we watched to the end, so it's not completely awful.

Disgrace
-- What did I used to love about John Malkovich, oh so long ago? He's become a simpering parody of himself. I'd be surprised if the novel by J. M. Coetzee is as difficult to sit through as this movie.

Toy Story
-- As I said last year about Up: maybe I just don't like Pixar. The toys-come-to-life theme is nice, but... shrug.

A Dog Year
-- A beautiful border collie and the seldom-seen actor Lois Smith salvage this nothing of a movie.

Stray Dogs
-- Homeless children in Afghanistan, trying to survive. Their mother is in prison, their father in Guantanamo. Relentless. I didn't finish it.

The Two Escobars
-- This documentary about the intersection of organized crime and futbol should have been gripping, but fell flat. Everyone else appears to have loved it, so don't go by me.




Ugh, cauliflower. Yuck. As inedible as these films are unwatchable.

Crossed Over
-- Consumed by grief for her son, who was killed by a drunk driver, the author Beverly Lowry (played by Diane Keaton) forms a bond with a woman on death row. Both the book and the movie suffer from stilted dialogue and heavy-handed expositions. If I don't finish a movie about redemption and forgiveness, you know it is a must to avoid.

Dean Spanley
-- The description said heartwarming, but perhaps that was a typo for heartbreaking. A man who spends his whole life unable to love because he cannot get over the loss of his childhood dog? Oh yeah, that's a real heartwarmer. As above, when I don't like a dog movie, you know something is wrong.

The World According to Monsanto
-- Subject matter is not enough. You have to think clearly, write clearly, and actually make a film, not just string together a collection of notes. Awful.

8 comments:

M@ said...

I thought your vegetable ranking approach was absolutely potatoes!

The list itself was great as always. Lots of interesting stuff. The ones I've seen I'd put in pretty much the same places.

laura k said...

I thought your vegetable ranking approach was absolutely potatoes!

Thanks! I'm glad I didn't rule it out. Your potatoes rating gives me courage to continue the goofiness.

Btw, have you seen The Big C? We've been tearing through it on Red Sox nights off. Half-hour episodes, so we usually watch 4 or 5 at a clip. Not potatoes, but usually asparagus, never less than tomatoes.

johngoldfine said...

Big C:

Laura Linney is always good--never better than with a slightly over-the-top Hub accent in 'Mystic River.' Her final scene with Sean Penn confers film immortality.

But I did like 'Dean Spanley'....

Series I've enjoyed recently:

* Life
* The Guardian
* MI-5
* Life Unexpected
* Intelligence
* Ugly Betty
* Dead Like Me
* Prison Break
* In Plain Sight
* Lie to Me
* Breaking Bad
* Friday Night Lights
* Doc Martin

laura k said...

I was wondering if you liked Dean Spanley. :)

Breaking Bad is the series of the moment - much talked-about. And Friday Night Lights has been recommended many times to me, by good recommenders such as yourself. Perhaps we'll get to it one day.

Dharma Seeker said...

Some of my favourite series in no particular order:

Sons of Anarchy
The Walking Dead
Game of Thrones
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

I loved Barney's Version. I've not read the book but I do have it, so thanks for the reminder now that I have some time :)

Have you seen Hachi? Or are you familiar with the story? I also found it heartbreaking as opposed to heart warming. Or more accurately, gutting. I think you would feel the same way.

laura k said...

Ah yes, Game of Thrones and Sons of Anarchy - both much talked-about. I hear they are both highly addictive!

From what I know of Hachi, I don't think it's for me! You are right about that. :)

Nitangae said...

My new category is movies that I can watch while I am in a plane. Something about being forced to watch something during a long trip means that the movies have to work harder. I have consistently been unable to watch anything by Walt Disney or Pixar in the air. THere is some attrocity (with the adaption of Rapunzel, when the evil witch selfishly wanted to use the plant all for herself, contrasting with the nice blond queen, who also wanted to use the life-giving plant all for herself - what?). I was surprised that I was able to watch a version of Mission Impossible to the end - in this case (and it is amazing how rarely this actually succeeds) it was so awful that it was funny, and made no demands on my brain. Otherwise, in my most recent trip I enjoyed two German movies, one called Summer in Orange. I agree with you about the two Sherlocks - but the Hollywood adaption (which I got ton the plane) was absolutely unwatchable - I wasn't able to watch it for more than five minutes.

laura k said...

Isn't it funny how the context of where and why you're watching something changes what you feel like watching? Or even what you can tolerate!

Good to know about that Hollywood Sherlock. I might have gotten fooled by my Sherlock Fever.