Fucking hippies, thinking they're so smart and all by being anti-everything except promiscuos sex, indie music and converse sneakers. oh and leftist lesbian poetry too....?
I've never been much for poetry, but I do like leftist lesbians. Never owned a pair of Converse sneakers.
The author of this portrait of yours truly says:
I have never been so tempted to troll...but I am afraid of failing hard at it. I lack the antipathy.
Also the ability to comment here.
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