"Democrats: We're marginally less likely to march the whole country down the slow road to actual fascism."
"Vote Democratic! We'll probably kill fewer brown people than the other guys. Maybe."
"Isn't it time you voted for change? Of course not! What are you, high?!? Vote Democratic this fall."
"Democrats! Because the invertebrate community deserves representation, too."
"If you believe democracy works, raise your hand. Now, get in the line for the exit visas to Canada. The rest of you, vote Democratic!"
Thanks to James! (Who has a new puppy!)
And yes, I am cleaning out my inbox.