Now playing: The Parisian CandidateRead it here, it's quite amusing. Many thanks to self-described "long time (silent) reader" MJ.
Interior. Stornaway, the residence of Canada's leader of the Opposition. Packing crates are everywhere; men in overalls carry boxes back and forth. Stéphane Dion enters, leading his dog Kyoto.
Dion: Well, here we are, almost moved in after only a few weeks as leader of the Liberal Party of Canada!
There is a knock at the door.
Dion: Who could that be?
Dion opens the door. The French Ambassador enters, a menacing figure in a black cape, who bears an odd resemblance to Angela Lansbury.
French Ambassador: Would you like to play zee cards, Monsieur Dion?
French Ambassador begins shuffling a deck of cards. He pulls out one in particular: the red queen. Dion is instantly hypnotized.
French Ambassador: Ah, I see your training still work! You are starting to rememb-air zee mission, aren't you? . . .
Another look at Dion's dual citizenship, from Paul Wells.