That's how many trick-or-treaters we had. Two. The doorbell rang once. There were two somewhat older kids dressed as a cowboy and a cowgirl. The end.
Would anyone like a bucket full of candy?
Yes, I should have asked the neighbours. But there are so many kids in this neighbourhood!
They must all be avoiding us because we're American.
Um, if you just started reading this blog, that's a joke.