Five things I wish I would never hear again:
1. Everything happens for a reason.
2. God doesn't give you more than you can bear.
3. Everything always works out for the best.
4. It was meant to be. (Only applied to events that make us happy.)
5. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
To all of the above, I reply: WHO SAYS? and HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW?